While not as overwhelming in variety and opportunities for trend-watching as some Mother City markets (we’re looking at you, Neighbourgoods), the Porter Estate Produce Market has more than enough country charm and treasures to keep everyone happy.
The location
Find the new entrance at the stone church at The Range Function and Conference Centre on Orpen Road (1.5km towards Constantia from the circle at Steenberg Golf Estate) and park under a huge shady pine. The market setting, on this estate between the Tokai Forest and Table Mountain National Park, makes it a pleasure not to have to jostle through one-way streets and resort to the usual pavement ramping and car-guard dodging. Beware of the occasional baboon in the parking area and – according to the chalkboard sign – don’t bother arguing with them over your food. (Can you really blame them for trying?)
The stalls
Between 9am and 1pm you are free to wander between the wooden stands at your leisure and select from items such as pancakes; schwarmas (falafel, chicken and lamb) with must-try mild coriander-chilli sauce and homemade tzatziki; plenty of baked goods (wheat-free and otherwise); gourmet burgers; farm-style breakfasts; fudge; and fresh fruit and veg. You can also visit the Societo Brasserie folks for one of their freshly made dishes of the day, and wash it all down with homemade lemonade and ginger beer, or a coffee. The Pesto Princess people offer their special jars (not available in stores) of harissa and beautiful lime green chimmichurri, as well as the usual basil, red pepper and Thai pestos. Also recommended are the wheels of aged gouda, wine-soaked mature cheddar, mild blue and goat’s feta at the Imhoff Cheese stand. A rather chatty young man from La Bohème salt and spices (whose grandmother makes the all-natural mixtures) will probably convince you to buy some of his wares. Crafts, second-hand books, sorbet and leather sandals round out the mix.
The crowd
With loads of space, fresh air, jungle gyms and sandpits designated for little ones, and plentiful rustic seating for post-shopping picnics, this market is definitely one for chilled weekenders and families. There are loads of dogs (on leads) too, so keep that in mind. If you’re not careful you might go home with one of the hounds seeking homes at the Leaps stand.
The verdict
This forest setting is a welcome antidote to the hustle-bustle of the city. Bring the whole family, wear sunscreen and watch out for doggy do.
By Linda Scarborough