“Is it a good jol inside?” asks an anxious girl in the queue, as we leave The Village Idiot, on Friday night. “But my friends are all inside!” implores another to the bouncer, who kindly explains that she will see them inside, if she waits at the end of the queue.
It’s only in its third week of existence, but already The Village Idiot’s staff are having to learn to console patrons being turned away. Tables are fully booked on weekend nights and – incredibly – there’s a queue outside the door from around 8pm. This, in Cape Town, at the start of winter. So what is happening here?
Part of the explanation perhaps lies in the fact that Reg MacDonald’s other establishment – the club, Aces ‘n Spades – is the unofficial, after-hours hipster HQ. The other part lies in the owner’s recognition of a need for a space like this: a place that you can eat, but also drink in a relaxed bar-style environment, listen to music, or play pool or board games.
Food doesn’t really feel like the focus here, so the quality surprises me. The menu is a well-curated selection of braai-style cuisine. The braai board, with a spiral of boerewors, tender steak and a good chakalaka keeps us happy while we await a platter of ‘Tata ma chance’ ribs. I’m happy to see the mention of Joostenberg pork on the menu, which suggests careful sourcing of produce, although the actual ribs are a little lacking in piggy flavour – perhaps they’ve been boiled before basting and grilling?
We also tuck into a cheese board, complete with a gloriously melting camembert and a couple of slivers of magnificent roasted plums.
The chocolate brownie with smoked vanilla bean ice cream is pretty spectacular. Gooey and sort of gratuitously chocolatey, the brownie actually requires the ice cream to tone it down a little. (Which is a triumph, in my book). The milk tart, however, is less good – a little dry, with too much pastry – and gets largely left behind.
In future, Reg promises Sunday braai days with spits and potjies, which will no doubt go down a treat.
A good selection of craft beers on tap is joined by a brief wine list (Alphabetical, Eagle’s Nest’s delicious Shiraz and Oak Valley Chardonnay make appearances), with several options available by the glass.
This is a fight-for-your order kind of a place. There are too few waiters, really, to offer table service to all of these people, so if you intend on ordering food, lasso one and follow him or her around, until your platters materialise. Part of our order arrives swiftly, but after asking several times, we – and our waiter – give up on the chicken wings we’ve ordered. He seems vaguely relieved.
The décor is masterfully theatrical. Exposed brick, mounted buck heads above the fireplace, a Persian carpet, an old rocking horse, skis hanging in the rafters, reading lamps and pool tables conjure a wacky old colonial country club. It’s a first-floor space, which means there are wide balconies on two sides, which promise to be lovely in summer.
The eponymous Village Idiot – a thoroughly catchy name – is Oskar – a giant, taxidermied ostrich, who stands proudly on the bar and is the star of some stellar mythmaking involving a Durban shebeen, karate-kicking and a ‘long-necked drink-stealing technique’.
As nine o’clock draws near, beautiful twenty-somethings in leather leotards under jeans or plaid shirts and woolly hats fill the gap between the bar area and tables, and the DJ appears, to begin a set.
Being incredibly old – in preferences, if not years – we retreat at this point, to watch a David Attenborough documentary on the couch. It is Friday night, after all.
Reg MacDonald knows his market – and if that’s you, you probably already know about The Village Idiot. If you don’t, and you’re after a relaxed bar-club place, where you can also order food and flirt with fellow ad-agency types, this might be the local you’ve been waiting for all your life.
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I went once, stood in the Q for about 45 minutes, 30 of which were spent at the front as it was too full upstairs for anymore people… who don’t know “Reg”. Inside was great with it’s roaring fire, stuffed ostrich and nice dancefloor to squeek some tekkie on.
But the system that the bouncer operates on needs an update. We stood and watched as groups of 6 came up to him and said, “Call Reg” before being let in quickly to the “too full” area upstairs. This happened for 30 minutes until we finally got a friend to come down and say we were joining them. But I guess that’s what makes a Cape Town clique, exclusivity. If you’re not from the area, the country or want to go somewhere to make new friends, this is not the place for you.
As much as I like Village Idiot, they need to get rid of the ridiculous table booking system. It is a bar not a restaurant. I don’t see the point in having six tables upstairs empty with reserved signs on them and 20 plus people in the que waiting to drink and possibly eat. * Bangs head on wall!
Make the change please!
They don’t take bookings yet every table has a reserved sign and the manager was is a tosser. Other than that, it’s awesome
The queue is bullshit. Nice place, but when you have to wait 40min because they’re trying to build up demand by generating a long queue and inside it is only one quarter-full, people are just going to get fed-up and leave. The doorman – manager system has to change, because right now it sucks, and I won’t be heading back there in a hurry. The queue is only marginally more exciting than home-affairs. Okes sit in traffic rotting in queues and then have to wait in more queues in their leisure time. Don’t take your customers for ostriches, please.
more like Cape Town’s hippest new white spot…
Booked there for my birthday, got placed at the pool table covered with a piece of wood to make it table. Highly uncomfortable and impossible to have a meal on. They had no Pongracz, ran out of some wines and oh, no decaf coffee either.