Times Square Umhlanga ruined a carefully planned birthday dinner. The private dining room was not ready for my 16 guests despite numerous pre-event emails, several calls and an actual pre-dinner visit to the venue. The set menu I had paid a 50% deposit for was completely foreign to the single waitress that was assigned to my event. The first thing we were informed of was what was not available on the menu, even though the menu had been selected and confirmed at least 2 weeks prior to the event. Getting management to respond appropriately is an impossible mission. I am still waiting for the person behind the published booking email to respond to communication. On the night of the disaster, I called the published number and the phone rang on a desk in the office. The person who is supposed to respond to the call had not been to the venue in a while, I was told. I wouldn’t advise anyone to book that venue for an important occasion unless you are also going to supply your own staff, and ensure that all ingredients are available. Courses were served in stubs and drabs and there was literally a 5 hour gap between starter orders and desert orders. Those guests who managed to eat appreciated the quality and taste of the food. To quote one of my teenage guests ‘it’s a pity that the service is so terrible because the food is really good when you finally get it.’